Joke jokes

Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?

Sing a koala-by.

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂