What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Joke Jokes
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
