Joke jokes
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Memes
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.