Joke jokes
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.