Joke jokes
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
WJE iceberg
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.