Joke jokes
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Memes
the best ANIME joke ever!!
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.