Joke jokes
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.