Joke jokes
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
I know I'm valuable.
I come with a barcode.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.