Joke jokes
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Always that kid :
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!