Joke jokes
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?