Joke jokes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Always that kid :
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
http://zebrahumor.wordpress.com has more zebra jokes.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.