What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Joke Jokes
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.