Joke jokes
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.