Joke Jokes

What do you call sex?

Making cake.

What is 6.9?

A beautiful thing ruined by a period.

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Please take this down, it's not funny at all!

It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!

If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:

"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...

YOU WERE BORN!"

What do you call an amazing goat?

A goat-zing.

What do you call a fantastic goat?

Goatastic! So funny please like.

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.

He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”

I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.

Why did the cow go to space?

To get ice cream!

This isn't a joke.

There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

I have a joke about death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Think about it :)

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.

What did the cow say every morning?

Good moorning!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they...

You cat to be kitten me right meow!