Coin Flip

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!

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Listen up, smarty-pants! The joke is that the dude is flipping a coin to decide if he gets head or booty. But get this, the coin somehow lands on BOTH sides. He's tryna trick the listener into doing both. You probably wouldn't get it because you're probably still trying to figure out how to tie your shoes. Bet you wear velcro shoes, loser!

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