Joke jokes
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.