Joke Jokes

Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?

A: Her dad pushed her.

Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.

Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?

So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.

Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- The doorbell repairer.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"

Jimmy: "That's great!"

Doctor: "A horse with cancer."

1: My grandpa died last year.

2: What kind of cancer?

1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.

"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

The cabinet had sleeping pills.

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

Trump.

Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!