Why 6 Feared 7 Camping Trip

Okay, listen up, you chucklehead. You're the kinda person who probably thinks numbers just hang out and do math all day, right? Well, this joke plays on how numbers sound like words when you say them out loud. '7 wanted two' sounds like '7 one-ted two'. It's a pun, get it? 'Benign intentions' sounds like 'be-NINE in-TEN-tions'. It's wordplay, alright? And 6 was scared because 7 sounds like they hate him, and has bad intentions! It's funny because numbers are just supposed to be tools for counting, not for having evil plans, dumbass.