Joke jokes

What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.

Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Everyone: What does NASA mean?

Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

What's the difference between anal and oral sex?

An and Or!

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.

My name is Gunter.

Gunter Gunter is dead.

Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.