Joke

Joke Jokes

Egg

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

Hitler

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

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  • Boyfriend

    What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?

    An ambulance.

    Maze

    Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

    He got corn-ered!

    Friend

    What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?

    "Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"

    Cow

    Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.

    Fart

    So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

    Gay

    John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.

    "I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"

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  • Shotgun

    What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

    Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

    Octopus

    Why did the octopus cross the road?

    To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙

    Marijuana

    I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

    So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

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