What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Guys to wind the clock up?
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
