Jesus jokes
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
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2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly. “Correct,” says the teacher. The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?” Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil. “Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts. “Correct again,” says the teacher. The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep. This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?” Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.