So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
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Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"
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Did jeasus die a virgin Of course not he got nailed before he died!
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me now i can't sit down
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a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz "
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
Do y'all love Jesus God? 🙏🏻❤️
