I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus
Your Hairline is so far away that Jesus could've see when he was on the cross
In the bible it says Jesus died for our sins but he came back to life so what did he sacrifice? Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond
Worst lag ever
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
Wanna hear a joke? :Jesus being real
God is fake
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
Like if u love God and jesus
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash
When God make white people he said "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT"
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster." Am I, or is he?
