Jesus jokes
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Jesus.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
What is hell to you?
Jesus!!!!!
He is everywhere taking our time and energy and our lives for his entertainment.
But Judgment Day is his eternal hell!
And our Eternal Heaven!!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.