Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond
Worst lag ever
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
God is fake
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
What the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash
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Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
Y does Jesus hate skittles Because they fall threw his hands
Mary is hanging out and the angel Gabriel descends behind her and she looks behind her and says Jesus Christ and the angel Gabriel said so you already know
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
If Jesus had a gun what would it be.. A nail gun.
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
What’s the difference between jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming
knock knock who's there lemon haha hahahah hahahahaah
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
