it's jokes
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.