it's jokes

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

I made a website for an orphan.

It had no homepage.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?

The white one actually did it!

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Student: It's hot in here.

Teacher: That's because I'm in here.