it's jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.