it's jokes

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

A clock.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Humor is like skin; the darker it gets, the less people like it.

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.

Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.

Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.