it's jokes
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!