it's jokes

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.

It was impossible to put down.

When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

It's not a joke.

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.