it's jokes
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.