it's jokes

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

Why did the flamingo cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!