it's jokes
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.