it's jokes
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
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I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
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Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.