it's jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.