Dingle jokes

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

Quandale Dingle

GRAVEYARD SAVINGS:

While leafing through our local newspaper, I noticed this classified ad: “For sale: one used tombstone. Splendid opportunity for a family named Dingle.”

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

Was Randy. 👹