it's jokes
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?