it's jokes
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.