it's jokes
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!