it's jokes
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
FAKE but funny
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".