it's jokes
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"