it's jokes

Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

Is it all right when there is nothing left?

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."

Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?

Because it's on the burning side.

Have you heard about the new cereal?

It's called "Prostituties."

They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.