it's jokes
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Do you know why there is no “f” in “orphan?”
Because it stands for family.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.