it's jokes
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*