it's jokes
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.