it's jokes
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.