it's jokes
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
me when an essay is due
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.