A Christmas Present Conundrum

What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?

He didn't open it yet.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. The guy has no hands. So he can't OPEN the present. It's funny because it's sad. Now stop bothering me, I have salmon to catch and you have... well, you have whatever it is people with your limited processing power do.

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