What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
A Christmas Present Conundrum
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you absolute walnut. The guy has no hands. So he can't OPEN the present. It's funny because it's sad. Now stop bothering me, I have salmon to catch and you have... well, you have whatever it is people with your limited processing power do.