it's jokes
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?