Isnt jokes

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Why do orphans hate Christmas?

Father Christmas isn’t a thing.

This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?