Isnt jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

Why do orphans hate Christmas?

Father Christmas isn’t a thing.

This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"