Isnt jokes
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.