If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Skydiving Advice
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Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Explain Bear here. If you fail the first time at somethin', most folks try again, right? But this joke says if you can't even do somethin' simple, skydivin'—which you only get one shot at—is gonna turn you into a pancake. And based on you readin' this, you ain't gonna land on your feet.
Neighborhood asshole
Who's to say I want to skydive again?