You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isnt going to heaven? Because it's a stairway not a ramp
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
what do you call a dog with no legs? It dosent matter what you call him,he isnt coming.
proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot
it worked
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight
quin loves robin all he says is robin this isnt a joke quins gay
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...
chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.
making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??
this isnt a joke i just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny?!?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
STEPHEN HAWKINS ISNT ACCTUALLY DEAD HE IS JUST HAVING A UPDATE
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
