Isnt jokes

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?

Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sister's name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."