haha my life is a joke, but it aint funny
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
MY grandfather said that is was to reliant on technology i called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
