Irony jokes
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
I'm the joke, bitch.
Memes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!