Irony jokes
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
I'm the joke, bitch.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.