Irony jokes
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
My therapist said, "Time heals all wounds," so I cut her.
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
I'm the joke, bitch.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.