Irony jokes
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Ironic that this page is dead.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
On April Fools' Day, there is no fool except for me.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.