Internet jokes
Me lol.
Look at the comments.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Memes
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
PORNHUB
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Why does this exist?
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What the fluff happened to this website?
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!