Internet jokes

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

Look at the comments.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

PORNHUB

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

TikTok

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.