Internet jokes
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Who’s this creepy staring at me
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
My favorite website.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."