Internet jokes

Me lol.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.

What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Look at the comments.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

PORNHUB

How do you ground a Gen Z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.