Internet jokes

Comment if I'm ugly.

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

How does a tree get online? They log in.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Best emoji: 🫃

I am Paul Walker.

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

This post will get no comments or likes.

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"

pornhub.com

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

ABBaS.

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.