Wi-Fi jokes
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wife."
*darned autocorrect*
"Thank you for letting me borrow your wi-fi"
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.