My username good.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
sis is meme
Kevin Woody (look him up)
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
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A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
