Internet jokes
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
Ballz!
Wanna hear a joke?
This site.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Memes
so unexpected π
Like if depressed.
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the π love of your life!π
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!π
Why donβt spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, βHello from the other side!β
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. βI have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.β
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
My name says it all.
My username good.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...