
Internet jokes
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
Don't touch my bot.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Lookin' (DYM 91)
Like if you're emo, LMAO.
Y'all follow me, please.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
