Internet

Internet jokes

Number

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the πŸ’• love of your life!πŸ’•

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!πŸ˜„

Boi

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

Memes

Spider

Why don’t spiders go back to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.

Router

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.

Comment

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, β€œHello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Username

99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.

People

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Orphan

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

Lie

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. β€œI have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”