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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius! This joke is so simple even *you* should get it. The joke implies that the funniest part is in the comment section. It's kinda meta, because the joke itself isn't funny, but the comments might be. You wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in your dumb face, would you?

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    • so who here likes to party?!?!?!

    shut up mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am going to call your manager

    Hey FBI can you arrest joe biden and his parents

    or is he a orphan

    nutsack

    we are here for ur child

    not if we do it first

    bruh we both live in russia

    dumbass.

    WHY!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!

    RUSSIA WILL DISSAPEAR AND SO WILL CHERNOBYL AND IF IT DOES TACO BELL RUNS OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!!!

    oh hey quandale dingle

    ive done worse

    meh......

    OH MY GOD YOU CRIMINAL!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! WHY!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

    OKAY?

    hey mother fuckers

    remember last night?

    i dont care the world can kno

    oh we ate something else

    You just got 1,000,000 USD

    also i like dicks

    u have to pay for you extended door knobs, sir. for 300 dollars each

    FUCK YOU NO I DONT

    balls hahahah

    STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DINNER

    penisssssss

    Stop in the name of the law!!!

    Stop saying badwords

    PAYPAL BLOCKED

    VERMO BLOCKED

    FUCK YOU NI

    NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....................

    .....................

    garsh, donald, i didnt thnik you felt that way fer me

    BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Donald i am done with you!!!!

    FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "uno reverse card"

    NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...............

    I guess these were donalds last words

    I bless the gods with my holy water

    BITCH!!!!!!!!!! I hate you all!!

    FUCK YOU ALLL!!!!!

    CHILL!!!!!!!!!!!1 my man

    you need some chill pills

    like a lot

    so much that you become high on it

    you fat cock lickers are retarded

    the fuck is wrong with u too

    you want to go HELL boy!!!!!!

    what about your dad?

    oh so you are a orphan

    straight to hell you go

    I forget to tell his dad that the milk was not down there

    NONONONONO DONT TAKE ME THEN FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER

    you spelt it wrong

    just go to hell

    HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    your coming with me

    I don't think I get enough attention

    sooooooooooo you know about the ongoing WW3

    IT WAS ALL ME HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOO

    WAIT I THOUGHT RUSSIA BLEW UP AFTER PUTINS MISTAKE

    I programed the button to auto-press which means he did not push the button but rather the AI

    why do this again?

    I must finish what my past people started....

    WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    now I must create my own empire

    I have wanted to do this for a long time....

    GERMANY BANNED FROM NATO

    same thing...........

    HA don't even think about it Germany we have the high ground

    not a obi-wan-Kenobi reference

    but we have the nukes and BURGER KINGS!!!!!!!!!!

    I'll be back I am hungry

    (ring-ring) ah yes hello, can I order a burger with nuclear spicy salsa uhhhhhhhhh

    I forget to hang up on this chat hold on

    ..........................

    nobody likes him anyways

    yeah he built a wall higher than any house here

    I am done with the U.S

    I am going to trade the U.S.A so much Avacados that it is U.S's main food HAHAHAHA

    same but with maple syrup

    mmm delicious burger what are you guys talking about?

    am I the only one that decimated germany or someone else because more nukes hit then I had?

    who are you????

    ???????? what!!!!

    yes I have the most nukes in the entire world

    they are all hidden in Antarctica...................... oh shoot I said the truth

    no explaining needed

    thanks for the free advice

    Yes you do

    commencing nuclear annihilation in 3.....

    what do we do?!?!?!?!

    2........

    run you puny humans run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    0...................................nuke missiles launched

    ouch that hurt

    ummmmmmmm you have a big bruise Earth

    whos cares It will grow back after five million years no biggy

    yeah your right

    i don't know when pluto will get better

    .....................................

    I am known as the red planet

    so when will I get better

    SHUT UP EARTH

    shhhhhhhhhhhh

    you guys are so loud!!!!!!!!

    Earth did you species use nukes!!!!!!!!!

    noooooooooooo

    whatever stop being loud or else......

    I can and will use my solar flares on you!!!!!!!

    Earth thats my line

    oh it seemed cool

    yeah I know

    we know

    fuck you Uranus

    Equal Neon Tetra

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