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Listen up, genius! This joke is so simple even *you* should get it. The joke implies that the funniest part is in the comment section. It's kinda meta, because the joke itself isn't funny, but the comments might be. You wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in your dumb face, would you?
Joe Biden
so who here likes to party?!?!?!
Joe Biden's Mother
I do I do
Joe Biden
shut up mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Joe Biden's Mother
How dare you!!!
Joe Biden
F U ___ K you mother
Joe Biden's Mother
How rude?!?!?!
Joe Biden's Mother
No more McDonalds
Joe Biden's Mother
In fact you are going to Brazil!!!!
Joe Biden's Mother
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Joe Biden
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vatican City
yes I have the most nukes in the entire world
Vatican City
they are all hidden in Antarctica...................... oh shoot I said the truth
Vatican City
WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN
U.S.A
no explaining needed
U.S.A
thanks for the free advice
Ze German Empire
I never give up!!!!!!
USSR
Yes you do
USSR
commencing nuclear annihilation in 3.....
U.S.A
what do we do?!?!?!?!
USSR
2........
EARTH
run you puny humans run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USSR
1.....
NATO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USSR
0...................................nuke missiles launched
EARTH
oooofffff
EARTH
ouch that hurt
Mars
ummmmmmmm you have a big bruise Earth
Earth
whos cares It will grow back after five million years no biggy
Mars
yeah your right
Mars
i don't know when pluto will get better
Pluto
.....................................
Mars
oh well
Mars
I am known as the red planet
Mars
so when will I get better
Earth
never
Mars
SHUT UP EARTH
SUN
shhhhhhhhhhhh
SUN
you guys are so loud!!!!!!!!
SUN
Earth did you species use nukes!!!!!!!!!
Earth
noooooooooooo
Sun
whatever stop being loud or else......
Earth
imagine..
Earth
I can and will use my solar flares on you!!!!!!!
Sun
Earth thats my line
Earth
oh it seemed cool
Sun
yeah I know
Uranus
heyyyyy
Uranus
i like Uranus...
Sun
we know
Sun
fuck you Uranus