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Hitler

  • So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

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  • Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

    Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

    Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

    Kid

  • +1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

    +1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

    +1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

    Job

  • I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

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