Internet jokes
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Memes
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
I am on the German website.
Fight in the comments.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?