Internet jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

By logging in and branching out!

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.

If you read this, you lost your v card.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

What did I do with the internet?

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

I am on the German website.

Fight in the comments.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.

What does LMAO stand for?

Launching Moms At Orphans.