Internet jokes
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.