Internet jokes

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

What did I do with the internet?

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.

To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".

Fight in the comments.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.