Internet jokes
How does a tree get online? They log in.
What's Reddit?
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Make this post have 1000 comments.
Ballz!
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Give a like if I have no friends.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.