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Orphan

  • A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

    Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

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  • Coffin

  • Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?

    Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.

    Number

  • I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

    And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

    Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

    Meme

  • You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

    Ad

  • Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

    Person 2: “Seven.”

    Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

    Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

    (Based on an encounter I had recently)