Interaction jokes
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
Please dislike.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Hi? Bye.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?