Interaction jokes

Stephanie has a great thumb!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?

Please dislike.

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.

Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?

Comments good or bad!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nonye.

Nonye who?

Nonye buisness.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

Me: It smells like good fam.

Friend: What's good fam?

Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

Hi? Bye.

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

Alya and freshfry talking.

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.