Interaction jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
Memes
"you too"
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Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Hi? Bye.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
frshfry we need to talk now!