Interaction jokes
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
You are quite [something].
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Make this post have 1000 comments.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Y'all follow me, please.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."