Interaction jokes
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Memes
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
Please dislike.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Hi? Bye.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."