Interaction

Interaction jokes

Midget

  • When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

    When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

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  • Fight

  • We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

    1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

    2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

    3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

    Website

  • Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

    Friend

  • Friend: Knock, knock.

    Me: Who's there?

    Friend: Short.

    Me: Short who?

    Friend: Short you!

    Me: 🙁

    Friend: 🤣

    Booty

  • Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

    Mineta: Go on.

    Denki: Uraraka's booty.

    Mineta: I don't get it.

    Denki: Exactly.

    Mineta: ^cries T_T^

    Day

  • Hey guys, how was your day?

    If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

    I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

    Orphanage

  • A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

    Midget

  • I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

    Me: "Are you ok sir?"

    Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

    Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

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  • Depression

  • They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.

    I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.

    ... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

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  • Ocean

  • What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Land

  • Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?

    Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........

    Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.

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