Interaction jokes
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Explain bear.
Bored come talk v rah.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Knock knock.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Guess what?
Good guess.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!