Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Bored come talk v rah.
Knock knock.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Me and freshfry talking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.