Interaction jokes
People are like tequila glasses,
you gotta shoot them down fast.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
PERIOD
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.