Interaction jokes
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
Memes
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Guess what?
Good guess.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.