Interaction jokes
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Memes
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Bored come talk v rah.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Guess what?
Good guess.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Me and freshfry talking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.