Interaction jokes
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Memes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Explain bear.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Knock knock.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
"Gwen, can we talk..."
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.