Interaction jokes
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
You. Me. Gas Station.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
"Gwen, can we talk..."
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."