Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Guess what?
Good guess.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
