Interaction jokes
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Memes
You. Me. Gas Station.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Knock knock.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Bored come talk v rah.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.