Interaction jokes

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

What did the water say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Alex, respond to me, please! LOL

"Gwen, can we talk..."

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"