Cooperation

Cooperation jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

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    Collaboration

    The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

    They called the song “Helen Keller.”

    Part

    Voting is like doing a group project in school.

    I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

    NATO

    How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

    Condom

    What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

    1. It stands for inflation.

    2. It limits production.

    3. It encourages cooperation.

    4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

    Kid

    Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

    Rape

    I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

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    Community

    Well, I found my people. Nerds are underrated. It's like past midnight. I just had my night lunch (yes. it's an actual thing.). I'm about to sleep under the world's largest optical telescope with like 30 other nerds. I'm so fuckin tired, yet my spelling and grammar is mostly intact (I misspelled fucking on purpose). I got less than 5 hours of sleep yesterday and I'll try to get slightly more. I guess this is gn. Unfortunately, the sky hasn't been cooperating too well, but I'm still really enjoying it. There are people from all over the world and the US. It's pretty damn awesome.

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