Cooperation jokes

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Cooper is funny.

Cooper is the best to ever live.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?

In the ashtray.

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

Cooper, your mum gay, lol.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

1. It stands for inflation.

2. It limits production.

3. It encourages cooperation.

4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.