I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Cooper is the best to ever live
cooper is funny
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Voting is like doing a group project in school
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up
how do you fit 100 rape victims inside a mini cooper?
in the ashtray
How do you becomes with Nato. Promise no more world wars, by secretely peforming miltiary practises behind their back
Cooper, your mum gay lol
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
cooper and max wanna get fucked in the ass by guys
