Cooperation

Cooperation Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Collaboration

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

Part

Voting is like doing a group project in school.

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.

NATO

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

Condom

What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?

1. It stands for inflation.

2. It limits production.

3. It encourages cooperation.

4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.