Interaction

Interaction jokes

Detention

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

Dumbass

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Lollipop

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

Roller Coaster

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

Memes

Sex

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Emo kid

When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.

FUCK EMO KIDS!

Day

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Knock

Me: Knock knock.

Some dude on the street: Who's there?

Me: Whowhowho.

Dude: Whowhowho who?

Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.

Alcohol

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Life

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.