Interaction jokes

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

Me and freshfry talking.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.

When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.

FUCK EMO KIDS!

How does water say hi?

It waves.

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

What do 2 emo kids say to each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

*Slaps wrist*

I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?

I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.