Interaction jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
"Gwen, can we talk..."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Hi how are you?
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Knock knock.