Interaction jokes
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
Look at the comments.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
"Gwen, can we talk..."
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Hi how are you?
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.