INS jokes

Black

    • A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.

    At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.

    Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"

    Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.

    The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"

    The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."

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    • INS memes

    Day

    • One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

    Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

    "Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

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    • Orphanage

    • A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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    • Guy

    • So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

    The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

    So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

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    • Parent

    • I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

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    • 1800s

    • Why were the 1800s so crazy?

    Because of Hairriet Tubman.

    I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

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    • Color

    • What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

    They have a history of separating colors.

    Witch

    • So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

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