INS jokes
I'll put white in your smile.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!