INS jokes
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."