INS jokes
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.