INS jokes
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.