INS jokes
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.